Red Valentino Spring 2014 RTW

Did someone slip me an acid laced sugar cube? I feel like I’ve fallen down the rabbit hole and everything is all iridescent and blurry. The floral artwork is an amazing backdrop to the clothing and the silhouettes of the dresses play well off of the flower blossom shapes. But the whole collection reminds me of playing dress up for some reason. Now, there are a few pieces I really love, like that clear trenchcoat and the two floral shirt dresses. But the rest is a bit -dare I say- childish.

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Organic by John Patrick Spring 2014 RTW

This collections exudes ease. With its oversized, relaxed shapes, and cool earth tones, it reminds me of every Saturday I wish I had. The bronze pieces are my favorites. They look polished, yet understated and so “Oh this? I just threw this on.” Casual and elegant. It’s how I hope to dress one day when I grow up become rich.

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Erin Fetherston Spring 2014 RTW

If you’re 16 years old and looking for a junior prom dress, this is the collection for you. If you’re a high school student of indeterminate age and you’re looking for a dress to wear to whatever high school dance functions you kids have now-a-days, this is the collection for you. Anyone else: this is not the collection for you. Was this part of a reject reel from Crazy/Beautiful? I. Can’t. Even.

The website has some awesome, grown up dresses on it, but this Spring collection is something I outgrew when I turned 17. Thanksbutnothanks.

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Creatures of the Wind Spring 2014 RTW

This collection reminded me of the clothes you find at thrift stores and you kind of like them, but are not sure whether or not you can pull it off or if you even want to pull it off. It’s the kind of collection that has all the clothes that the “we’re too cool to even want to be cool” kids wear. Meh, I’ll take a classic pencil skirt or floral Zac Posen dress any day over this, but that’s just me.

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Robert Rodriguez Spring 2014 RTW

What’s not to love about Robert Rodriguez? He makes women look hot and sexy. I don’t think anything else needs to be said. This collection had a futuristic look with a lot of hard angles, exaggerated silhouettes, and minimal color. It’s not the most vibrant Spring collection, but it doesn’t have to be.

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