Ah, the holiday shopping season’s last minute craze has officially begun. Stores are emailing you every hour about last minute sales and new inventory additions. Facebook is a virtual shopping circulator with all the ads that are popping up and following you from your recent Google searches. Continue reading “Shopping the Anthropologie Gift Guide”
Hopefully this is not the first time you’re meeting your guy’s parents. Hopefully he has deemed it important to introduce you before a major holiday so that the two of you don’t spontaneously combust from fried nerves and untapped sexual frustration. But even if he has let them know you exist and shown them a rather flattering picture of you from Facebook, it’s still bound to be a anxious occasion.
In order to feel confident, you’ve got look confident. Fake it till you make it works well here. It’s the holidays and you might as well go all out with charm and sophistication. Think Festive Zooey Deschanel.
I like to consider baking my sport. I am a hardcore baker with a black belt in flavoring. Yea, I said it. I love mixing it up and laying it down in the kitchen. I am in my element when the holidays roll around.
Need an Easter chocolate torte? Done.
Craving a Fourth of July cherry pie? Boom!
Longing for some Christmas Eve cookies? I thought you’d never ask!
Along with Christmas Eve cookies, I needs my Christmas cake. And here are some of my favorites. Feel free to serve all of these cakes with coffee, milk, and love. Happy Baking!
Okay, enough with the gag gifts and presents made of food. Time to get your brother or sister a gift that shows them that you’re a mature, responsible, thoughtful adult. Time to make them feel really stupid for their “Fart in a Can” stocking stuffer. Yea, who’s mom’s favorite now?
In. Your. Face.
I’m only going to say this once: Dad doesn’t need another tie.
That is all.
Obviously the woman whom birthed you deserves more than a chocolate bar and a Merry Christmas card. Show mom some respect and get her something good.