Another year has come and gone and we’re left pondering the important questions in life…
How am I thirty years old?
Just what is a dougie?
Is turnt up a good thing or a bad thing?
And, how does John Mayer keep getting women?
Alas, I am afraid we may never know. This year has seen a lot of craziness and I for one am looking forward to moving on to the next chapter. And despite having perfectly good plans to just relax with friends tonight as the ball drops, I still fall into the trap of the dreaded NYE conversation.
Unknowingly annoying person (UAP), “So, have any plans tonight?”
Me, “Just hanging out with friends.”
UAP, “Oh. My amazingly awesome boyfriend and I are going to this black tie dinner/cocktail party with these other super rich and incredibly cultured people that we don’t really know, but like to associate with so that our Instagram pictures can make everyone jealous and feel like life failures.”
I feel you Lt. Dan. I feel you.