There’s something about a man with a beard. Not a raggedy, run of the mill, homeless man beard. A rightfully distinguished, jaunty beard. The kind of beard that is groomed, nurtured and respected. And while Movember is a time of the year when you are sure to see all types of facial hair, in any number of stages of disarray, I choose to focus on the latter. Now, not all men can grow full, shining fields of dreams on their face. This is not the fate of every man. No, there are some poor souls whose baby face will forever rob them of the chance to give their girlfriend facial rug burn.
You may wonder why I am so pro facial rug burns when I am indeed a female. And the answer is simple. I love men with facial hair, therefore, I will literally turn the other cheek. Every year, many a brave, revered man grows a mustache to raise awareness for prostate and testicular cancer. That is why it seems very apropos for this blog post. THIS blog post that will give shining examples of the greatness that is male facial hair. The exemplary images of beards that tempt your mind with fantasies of scratchy snuggles and wafts of Old Spice or Brut.
Without further ado, I hereby present to you:
THE GREATEST BEARDS EVER!
(hyperbole is a helluva drug)